Luke: I have to do this again? I got the first one months ago.
Me: Yeah. Remember how badly that went? You got maybe 5 questions.
Luke: Do you really think it will go differently this time?
Me: More people have read the book and there are more followers. Can’t see any harm in trying again.
Luke: This would work better if you let me mature on your blog. I’m stuck as my original self instead of the mature warrior I’ve become by the 5th book.
Me: Mature? Your love life is a wreck and you recently thought it would be a good idea to go one-on-one with a Crossbow Dragon . . . in the air!
Luke: Maybe I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t playing Shadow of the Colossus. At least I’m not whining as much as I used to.
Me: That is a plus. So, ready for a few questions, hero?
Luke: You’re asking them?
Me: No. I have trouble asking questions that I already know the answers to. I’ll let your fans do the asking.
Luke: What fans? Everyone loves Fizzle and Nimby.
Me: You’re whining again.
Luke: Not whining. Declaring a fact. Anyway, ask your questions and I’ll answer. We’ll see how this goes.
